This is the seventy-fifth film I saw at the Hollywood Arclight Cinemas.
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All right, National Treasure 2 kinda sucked.
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it does
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and i was watching that directly after P.S. I Love You
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And I enjoyed the first film.
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never saw the first one
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I thought the first film was waaaaay better than Da Vinci Code
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eh?
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why?
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Entertaining, less self-serious, the jokes actually worked, the action was really fun
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My expectations were low, so I enjoyed it.
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However, my expectations were low for National Treasure 2 as well, yet I ended up disappointed.
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how bad is it compared to this
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not disappointed, more like, underwhelmed.
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or indifferent.
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as in, how much more lamer are the jokes in this one compared to the first one
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I can't remember the first one that much, but the cringe-inducing jokes of part 2 made part 1 look like an Judd Apatow film.
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the thing that irks me though
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is that ppl actually enjoyed this shit
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in the cinema i was in - it started with that goofy cartoon, did you guys have it?
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No.
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Shit.
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well, ppl were laughing at the lame goofy cartoon joke
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I never really liked Goofy much compared to Mickey or Donald.
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and to be honest, the whole disney thing is beginning to look disturbing, the sort of all-american, family tradition sort of feel it brings to it
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which definitely translates to national treasure 2 as well
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no blood, no violent scenes, no one swears
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a reviewer described it this way
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National Treasure 2 is meant to fuel on everyone's patriotism and nationalistic pride.
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bruckheimer films are formulaic becoz it works in a critic proof sort of way, and the formula is ...
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And it's tailor-made for the masses. A pure 'family' film.
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" old-fashioned entertainment with modern production values and underlying themes of patriotism and family loyalty"
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But I don't blame it purely on Disney. Disney DID bring us ENCHANTED, and that one's wonderful
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in other words, puke-inducing
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i guess
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but as i was watching this it hit me how different i am now - i am no longer that kid that can watch those action movies the way they did it in the 90s
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i NEED my action movies to be grittier, more accurate, less obvious plotholes, more intelligent
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in short, i NEED children of men or i am legend or the bourne trilogy
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Yup. I mean, towards the end of National Treasure 2, I kinda lost track of the plot
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i cannot stoop down to watch national treasure anymore ... they actually bore me
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seriously, it's hard to concentrate when throughout much of the film i'm just waiting for ed harris to die
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I mean, I was like, yeah, er, so, why did that lost page of the diary say that the Gates' ancestor was the mastermind of Lincoln's assassination
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oops, spoilers - not really, you dickwads, any idiot can see it 100 mins down the line
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... and how does finding the lost city prove thomas gates' innocence again? no idea, dont care
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Ed Harris's character suffers from script schizophrenia.
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Am I supposed to hate him?
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gosh, yeah
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Feels like a decent bloke the whole time.
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i feel sorry for helen mirren
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every single time, you know ... best actress winners
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at least she wasnt BAD in this one ... just, out of place
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Well, at least it's just a small role.
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Not Catwoman or Aeon Flux
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yup yup
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and jon voight ... well, at least his character makes more sense here than in transformers
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in fact, about accuracy, i couldnt help but notice in the beginning of the film
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the way the characters talk sound NOTHING like 19th century americans
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Shit, I forgot he was in Transformers.
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Haha, yeah.
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i mean, c'mon
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I mean, I like these conspiracy theories and shit.
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it's like, the american public no longer cares about accuracy, all they want is family fun shit, no one swears
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It's the films' main appeal. (... along with Da Vinci Code)
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and they want the jokes to be so watered down
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the conspiracy theories here arent interesting at all, downright dull
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yeah, the Justin Bartha character is so... cringe-inducing
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... yeah
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and the Nic Cage - Diane Kruger love-hate relationship is so... sheesh
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can't they be like Julianne Moore - Clive Owen in Children of Men?
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but hey, nice casting bruce greenwood - reprising kennedy from thirteen days, perhaps? haha
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Yeah, that one, I like.
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Hell, the short moment between Bruce Greenwood's prez and Gates may have been the highlight of the film.
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plotwise, though, kidnapping the president - what?
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Should've let that last longer
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first of all, it is NOT that outrageous ... what's outrageous is that it isnt outrageous enough
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had him following them throughout the rest of the adventure
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after all the fuss the other characters made
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Yeah
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I saw it with my friend, Hui Jing, who is also a film student
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She was yawning after they reached the library of congress
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haha
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I lasted until when they entered the city of gold.
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it didnt help that the music was not exciting
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in Mount Rushmore
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seriously, I don't think I can remember much after they entered the place
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I was dozing off.
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I snapped awake only at... um, I dunno, maybe the Helen Mirren-Jon Voight reconciliation shit
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well, i didnt doze off, but john powell's music from P.S. I Love You kept playing in my head through this film
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and i was thinking, i want to see P.S. I Love You again ...
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which is really bad for national treasure - action scenes cant hold my attention
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the car chase sequence in london just made me think, hmm, i want to see what Bourne does in a london car chase scene
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Yeah, they were bland.
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and how much did this film cost?
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Dunno, 100+?
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Kept under wraps.
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I ain't looking forward to National Treasure 3.
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yeah ... pg 47
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was the plot to this movie hinted in the first movie?
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If I were in US, I would rather watch WALK HARD or SWEENEY TODD.
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Nope, I don't think so.
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... actually, i gave sweeney todd a skip for now ... could have seen that, but i needed entertainment
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havent had entertainment in so long
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never thought i'd be so bored with entertainment
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But I remembered part 1 had an open-ended endng.
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like "we have another quest" or something like that
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they need to stop making these movies ... but what irks me so much is that ppl WANT to watch these movies
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... that's not open ended
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that's just how such action adventure movies end
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I mean, leaving it open for a sequel.
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well, but of course
How Good I Think The Film Is: 4.5/10
How Much I Liked It: 4/10
At What Point Did I First Looked At My Watch: 15 mins
Be annoying, for it is good!
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